1 The interesting thing in my school One day, i walked in my school. I suddenly saw one of my friends look for something, So i came to her and said:" hey! What are you looking for?" She answered me,"i am looking for the coin i lost in my classroom before." i felt very strange and said:" why are you finding it outside your classroom but not in your classroom?" Then she answer me, "Because it is hard to find it in my classroom.But here is lighter." Then i have no word want to speak to her. 有一天,我走在我的學(xué)校。
我突然看見我的一個(gè)朋友尋找東西,于是我就對她說:“嘿!你在找什么?”她回答我:“我在找我丟失的硬幣在我的教室前。“我覺得很奇怪,說:“你為什么找到你的教室外面但不是在你的教室?”然后她回答我:“因?yàn)楹茈y發(fā)現(xiàn)它就在我的教室。
但這是打火機(jī)。” 然后我沒有詞想與她說話。
2 Middle school, language lessons, the teacher asked students to explain a "fledgling" means. That students belonging to backward students of the type, scratching linger for a long time, last Xiaoshengdiwen teacher: "Is it just came out from the toilet mean?" 中學(xué)時(shí),語文課上,老師讓一名同學(xué)解釋“初出茅廬”的意思。那同學(xué)屬于后進(jìn)生那一類,抓耳撓腮磨蹭了半天,最后小聲地問老師:“是不是剛剛從廁所里出來的意思?” High school, a political test, all multiple choice exam, a total of 75 questions. Results of test scores of small, but a brother is not a question on the test --- 0. Later political teacher asked him: "Do you know the exam answer? Or how you can avoid all the correct answers, only the wrong of it?" 高中時(shí),一次政治考試,考題全是選擇題,共75題。
結(jié)果考高分的不多,但卻有一老兄一題未對―――考了0分。后來政治老師問他:“你是不是知道考試答案?不然怎么可以全部避開正確答案,只選錯(cuò)的呢?”3 Middle school, a lesson in history, I was a teacher in class sleeping wake, the teacher asked me: "Marry a Princess Wen Cheng?" At the same table quietly told me: "Songtsan." Unfortunately, I did not catch, mouth to answer: "Song of cadres." Later, I ordered a week are not allowed on the history lesson.中學(xué)時(shí),一次上歷史課,我在課堂上睡覺被老師叫醒,老師問我:“文成公主嫁給誰了?”同桌小聲告訴我:“松贊干布。”
可惜我沒聽清,張口就答:“宋朝干部。”后來我被罰一個(gè)星期不準(zhǔn)上歷史課。
4 Junior high school, one student was cattle class, or late, or a class on sound asleep, wake up before class. One day, he was late for 10 minutes, saw his math teacher said: "You can not be late again, otherwise you will sleep, ah!" 初中時(shí),班上有一同學(xué)很牛,要么遲到,要么一上課就呼呼大睡,直到下課才醒來。一天,他遲到了十分鐘,數(shù)學(xué)老師看到他就說:“你不能再遲到了,否則你會睡眠不足的啊!”。
Interesting Things at College We all are very aware of the fact that college students work hard, dedicate themselves, and find little time for relaxation. Many use their extra time to work outside of college or perhaps enjoy a sporting event or two. Every place has a bit of humor attached to it or our existence would be very boring. College students find that humor really lights up once in awhile perhaps in an announcement or by a lecture by one of the teachers. In any case we thought that it might prove to be interesting to put out a bit of humor that some of the college students have encountered over the years. Please still laugh even if you heard these jokes before, ha, ha, my boss might be listening. Every year the Dean address's the freshmen class about the dormitory rules. The rules are simply put guys stay out of the girl's dorm and girls stay out of the guy's dorm. This year the Dean added that the facility had decided to fine anyone who breaks the rule. The first offense he stated will cost you $25, the second offense will cost you $50 and the third time will cost you a much heftier fine of $200. Then he ended by asking if there were any questions? One of the boys piped up, “How much for a season pass?” At that the Dean realized the fining would not be appropriate. Next we are going to go to one of the favorite places that normally everyone attends on campus beside the cafeteria it is the Computer Lab. Now the Computer Lab can be very scary and intimidating for those of us who are not very computer savvy. Those who are familiar with the surroundings using the lab on a day to day basis are apt to poke fun or become annoying just distract or cause us to lose computer time. Computer Lab Annoying Tips Type very frantically, then stop, and look at the person next to you with an evil glean in your eye. Complain to the monitor on duty that your computer will not work, but make sure that it is turned off first. Why not connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with to find out the expressions on the faces of others. You can write a program that plays the theme song of one of the old TV programs like Green Acres and play it over and over at a very high volume. One of the most frightening things to the person next to you is to ask them if they know how to type into the top secret files at the Pentagon. Then tell them you do can you use their terminal for a while. These are really corny ways to be annoying but some people find that just reading them makes a person laugh.。
The interesting thing in my school
One day, i walked in my school. I suddenly saw one of my friends look for something, So i came to her and said:" hey! What are you looking for?" She answered me,"i am looking for the coin i lost in my classroom before." i felt very strange and said:" why are you finding it outside your classroom but not in your classroom?" Then she answer me, "Because it is hard to find it in my classroom.But here is lighter."
Then i have no word want to speak to her.
1The interesting thing in my schoolOne day, i walked in my school. I suddenly saw one of my friends look for something, So i came to her and said:" hey! What are you looking for?" She answered me,"i am looking for the coin i lost in my classroom before." i felt very strange and said:" why are you finding it outside your classroom but not in your classroom?" Then she answer me, "Because it is hard to find it in my classroom.But here is lighter."Then i have no word want to speak to her. 有一天,我走在我的學(xué)校。
我突然看見我的一個(gè)朋友尋找東西,于是我就對她說:“嘿!你在找什么?”她回答我:“我在找我丟失的硬幣在我的教室前。“我覺得很奇怪,說:“你為什么找到你的教室外面但不是在你的教室?”然后她回答我:“因?yàn)楹茈y發(fā)現(xiàn)它就在我的教室。
但這是打火機(jī)。” 然后我沒有詞想與她說話。
2Middle school, language lessons, the teacher asked students to explain a "fledgling" means. That students belonging to backward students of the type, scratching linger for a long time, last Xiaoshengdiwen teacher: "Is it just came out from the toilet mean?"中學(xué)時(shí),語文課上,老師讓一名同學(xué)解釋“初出茅廬”的意思。那同學(xué)屬于后進(jìn)生那一類,抓耳撓腮磨蹭了半天,最后小聲地問老師:“是不是剛剛從廁所里出來的意思?”High school, a political test, all multiple choice exam, a total of 75 questions. Results of test scores of small, but a brother is not a question on the test --- 0. Later political teacher asked him: "Do you know the exam answer? Or how you can avoid all the correct answers, only the wrong of it?"高中時(shí),一次政治考試,考題全是選擇題,共75題。
結(jié)果考高分的不多,但卻有一老兄一題未對―――考了0分。后來政治老師問他:“你是不是知道考試答案?不然怎么可以全部避開正確答案,只選錯(cuò)的呢?”3Middle school, a lesson in history, I was a teacher in class sleeping wake, the teacher asked me: "Marry a Princess Wen Cheng?" At the same table quietly told me: "Songtsan." Unfortunately, I did not catch, mouth to answer: "Song of cadres." Later, I ordered a week are not allowed on the history lesson.中學(xué)時(shí),一次上歷史課,我在課堂上睡覺被老師叫醒,老師問我:“文成公主嫁給誰了?”同桌小聲告訴我:“松贊干布。”
可惜我沒聽清,張口就答:“宋朝干部。”后來我被罰一個(gè)星期不準(zhǔn)上歷史課。
4Junior high school, one student was cattle class, or late, or a class on sound asleep, wake up before class. One day, he was late for 10 minutes, saw his math teacher said: "You can not be late again, otherwise you will sleep, ah!"初中時(shí),班上有一同學(xué)很牛,要么遲到,要么一上課就呼呼大睡,直到下課才醒來。一天,他遲到了十分鐘,數(shù)學(xué)老師看到他就說:“你不能再遲到了,否則你會睡眠不足的啊!”。
Interesting Things at College We all are very aware of the fact that college students work hard, dedicate themselves, and find little time for relaxation. Many use their extra time to work outside of college or perhaps enjoy a sporting event or two. Every place has a bit of humor attached to it or our existence would be very boring. College students find that humor really lights up once in awhile perhaps in an announcement or by a lecture by one of the teachers. In any case we thought that it might prove to be interesting to put out a bit of humor that some of the college students have encountered over the years. Please still laugh even if you heard these jokes before, ha, ha, my boss might be listening. Every year the Dean address's the freshmen class about the dormitory rules. The rules are simply put guys stay out of the girl's dorm and girls stay out of the guy's dorm. This year the Dean added that the facility had decided to fine anyone who breaks the rule. The first offense he stated will cost you $25, the second offense will cost you $50 and the third time will cost you a much heftier fine of $200. Then he ended by asking if there were any questions? One of the boys piped up, “How much for a season pass?” At that the Dean realized the fining would not be appropriate. Next we are going to go to one of the favorite places that normally everyone attends on campus beside the cafeteria it is the Computer Lab. Now the Computer Lab can be very scary and intimidating for those of us who are not very computer savvy. Those who are familiar with the surroundings using the lab on a day to day basis are apt to poke fun or become annoying just distract or cause us to lose computer time. Computer Lab Annoying Tips Type very frantically, then stop, and look at the person next to you with an evil glean in your eye. Complain to the monitor on duty that your computer will not work, but make sure that it is turned off first. Why not connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with to find out the expressions on the faces of others. You can write a program that plays the theme song of one of the old TV programs like Green Acres and play it over and over at a very high volume. One of the most frightening things to the person next to you is to ask them if they know how to type into the top secret files at the Pentagon. Then tell them you do can you use their terminal for a while. These are really corny ways to be annoying but some people find that just reading them makes a person laugh. 收起 指尖冰涼°280 2014-06-12Today is the last day of exams, so happy, finally liberated! Today, we are the University of the morning of the Chinese test, the test is a legal Afternoon! Can you say that I am two classes of the ro。
Miss Li is my Chinese teacher . She is about thirty years old . She is very pretty and young . Her hair is brown and curly .
Miss Li always wears a blue coat . I think her favourite colour will be blue .
Miss Li is very friendly and kindly .Her classes are very interesting ,we all like to have Chinese class .
She always smiles when she speak to us .Sometimes she is very strict with us,when we make a mistake,she often makes us stand up . 李老師是我的語文老師,她大約30歲左右,她長的又漂亮,又年輕,她的卷發(fā)是棕 色的.
Miss Li often sticks to have lessons when she is ill , She looked weak,but still beautiful . 李老師經(jīng)常穿著藍(lán)色的上衣,所以我認(rèn)為她最喜歡的顏色是藍(lán)色.
Miss Li love us very much, she teaches us so carefully .I think she is a good teacher. We all love her,too .
李老師對我們總是那樣友好,親切.她的課生動,有趣,我們都喜歡上語文課.她和我們說話的時(shí)候總是面帶微笑.
有時(shí)候她對我們非常嚴(yán)厲,當(dāng)我們犯了錯(cuò)誤,李老師就讓我們站起來.
I think teachers are like candles , giving off light for others by burning themselves . 我想,老師就像蠟燭,燃燒了自己,照亮了別人!
給你幾篇軍訓(xùn)日記:
Thursday, November 16 rain "Left upright, raised his right foot, bouncing off his toes straight, and 45 ° angle into the ground 。" the instructor shouted hoarse.
Today is the first day of military training, we all suffer students, instructors stringent requirements, we do it difficult ah. I secretly peeping out of the side of the students, skew Tampa, Pakistan eye, brow tight, physical shaking, it seems that everyone suffered torture, Variety 。 rain and tears along glowing red on the cheek as the river and under. We usually stand down the Jiaoxiaojie in these temper, not only did not cry, but very brave, look optimistic, Gangyi, Jin is not happening, indeed admirable.
Friday, November 17 rain The door into the canteen, choke back hunger, we would like to stop, a neat row of the team, sang Song, resonant voice, singing as waves for a while than for a while, better than consecutive day, all morale, singing singing, it never send me, can not help but like to play a simple melody songs , in love with the language of the barracks in particular. He sang, I think he is one of the glorious fighters. Saturday, November 18 rain Strong but not forgotten with the end of military life, sitting in a comfortable chair with immense, not think in the days of military training, military training follow in the footsteps of every step footprints are deeply printed in the hearts of every individual, three days ahead on the calendar left an extraordinary colors. Know how much rain we fought shiver, at the foot of the road that we left a number of sweat.
"1,2,3,4" Password pierced the quiet sounds of the sky, the impact of our young hearts. Through the training days of joy and laughter hide bitter exertion. It is like the beauty of music, let us intention to be singing and experience.
When I didn't enter university military training class began to organization campaign ended class cadre.The whole classmates try to be class cadre,so am I.I want to campaign group members because I so experienced about it .But I was also very upset because I don't know if I'm good enough to stand out.either I don't know if can competent for the work in university organization committee. It was my turn to come on stage lectured me nervous slowly is natural behind .there was three people competition with me. Finally I was elected.It makes me very happy.I also know that my shoulder the burden heavierBecause I want to play the role of an organization schoolmates This is only a small matter in my college life but let me know more responsibility. 基本上是按你給的內(nèi)容寫的——。
When I didn't enter university military training class began to organization campaign ended class cadre.The whole classmates try to be class cadre,so am I.I want to campaign group members because I so experienced about it .But I was also very upset because I don't know if I'm good enough to stand out.either I don't know if can competent for the work in university organization committee.
It was my turn to come on stage lectured me nervous slowly is natural behind .there was three people competition with me. Finally I was elected.It makes me very happy.I also know that my shoulder the burden heavierBecause I want to play the role of an organization schoolmates
This is only a small matter in my college life but let me know more responsibility.
基本上是按你給的內(nèi)容寫的——
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